The Scariest Person in Poker

With Halloween approaching the scary season is upon us, so it is time to decide who is the scariest person in Poker. Here are the three nominees.

"Eyebrow Man"

The scary guy from Party Poker. Eyebrows are a little too close together in my book. And his eyes are the same colour as his hair - and that thin mouth. All very very scary. Turn your back for a second and there is an axe in your back. But that is not the worst of it. What kind of man wears a red rollneck?

"Imelda"

Full Tilt's very own goddess - the kind of woman you really don't want sitting at your table. She sits down, and tries to seduce any man back to her place - but fortunately no man would agree - as it means certain death. Unless you are a Punters Lounger with 4 pints and a couple of Jack Daniels inside you. "Hiya Babe, you wanna see my pocket pairs."

"The Artist"

Betfred's finest. He doesn't look very scary, but look past that. Firstly he's wearing a beret. It's 2006, no one wears a beret. He'll ask you back to his studio, so he can sketch or photograph you - but look in his dark room, and there's hundreds of pictures of YOU.